HTBW Media    

"New Media at your Fingertips"    

 

 

YOU FOUND US!

Can Your Customers Find You?

Increase Your Search Engine Ranking with HTBW SEO 

   

 

Hello and welcome to HTBWMedia.com Those new to HTBWMedia might just wonder what all the hype is about. Well, HTBWMedia is all about hype and knowledge.

 HTBWMedia.com is the best internet portal for those seeking knowledge and information. With our 100 plus topical blogs, HTBWMedia is sure to have what you are looking for. To bastardize a line from the Movie Idiocracy,

"It's got what surfers want!!!"

  Sign up for PayPal and start accepting credit card payments instantly.

 
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER

HTBW is all about knowledge. Knowledge of the internet and knowledge of the world around you. We search the internet so you don't have to. Find everything you ever wanted to know about life the universe and everything.

 

 

 

Featured Articles:

 TROUBLES WITH BELL MOBILITY??? Join the club

BELL MOBILITY has long been a culprit in the overbilling scheme. They claim the problems are a result of "Their System" however their ongoing record of "accidental" charges makes one wonder.

Read more - BELL MOBILITY BOGUS CHARGES

PEANUT BUTTER KILLER

Keep up with the growing list of PEANUT BUTTER SALMONELLA RECALLS with HTBW CONSUMER REPORTS

Cherries - The Natural Pain Killer.

With 10 time the pain killing power of Aspirin, these red glories of nature offer more than a sweet treat...

Security Alarm Systems for your Home and Business

What to look for and how to protect yourself and your valuables...

Medical Marijuana

Avoid the dangers of inhaling the carcinogens of smoke by using a vaporizer...

Homemade Cranberry Mead

Tips and tricks on how to create your very own holiday drinks from fresh fruits and Honey.

 

Other HTBWMedia Blogs

Consumer Reports

Keep up with the latest PRODUCT RECALL's, reviews and complaints

So Ya Wanna Know

All the latest News, Current Events and Gossip. With an emphasis on Hot NEWS topics.

Email Humor

Exciting new blog of EXTREME SOCIAL IMPORTANCE... Who who am I shitting, this is a blog of old Email jokes. Check it out for a chuckle.

Monkey Guano

All the World's Indeed a Cage and we are Merely Monkey's

Lending credence to Darwin's Theory of Evolution, Monkey Guano is a Blog dedicated to the Stupidity inherent within the Human Race.

 

Automotive Reviews

Reviews and information on the newest Cars, Trucks and SUV's

 

BARACK OBAMA JOKES

 

Check out some Racist and semi-politically correct BARACK OBAMA JOKES for the BARACK OBAMA INAUGURATION

 

 

Version 5.01

 

NORTH KOREA LAUNCHES MISSILE

At 10:30 p.m. EDT Saturday April 4th, the North Korean government caused international outrage as they launched a Taepo Dong 2 missile. According to North Korean Officials, this launch was a simple test for a communications satellite launch. The US Government, on the other hand, does not believe the story and feels the North Korean Missile Launch was a flexing of military muscle and has condemned the North Korean Missile Launch.         North Korean Missile Launch

 

DANCING WITH THE STARS ATTRACTS PEDOPHILE STALKER

 It seems Robert O'Ryan, 34 is convinced 17 Year old DANCING WITH THE STARS starlette SHAWN JOHNSON is trying to talk to him through the TV. The nutcase was arrested and bail has been set at $35,000. In addition, the concerned parents of SHAWN JOHNSON have taken out a RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ROBERT O'RYAN

 

CENTRAL MISSISSIPPI DEVASTATED BY A STRING OF TORNADO'S

Central MISSISSIPPI was hit with several early morning TORNADO's which ravaged several homes and injured dozens

MISSISSIPPI TORNADO

 

BRAZILIAN WAXING BAN IN NEW JERSEY 

New Jersey Health Officials were recently considering a BAN ON BRAZILIAN WAXING in the state. For those unfamiliar with the process, this is where the no no naughty place is stripped of all hair... OUCH!!!

Read more - NEW JERSEY BRAZILIAN WAX BAN

US NAVY SHIPS CRASH BY PERSIAN GULF

Whether it was accidental or a sign of the lack of training in military personnel, two US NAVY VESSELS, the USS HARTFORD and THE USS NEW ORLEANS COLLIDED in the STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ which is located in the PERSIAN GULF. 15 Sailors were injured in the ordeal and there was spill of about 25,000 gallons of Diesel Fuel.                                           Read more - US NAVY CRASH IN GULF

One of the Good Ones - The tragic death of NATASHA RICHARDSON - A tribute 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A generation mourns the loss of a true star in 45 year old NATASHA RICHARDSON. The world, will however, never forget the endless contributions to humanity of this compassionate and loving human being.                                   Read more - NATASHA RICHARDSON - A TRIBUTE

 

Spectacular UNDERSEA VOLCANO ERUPTS IN TONGA

Check out the pictures of this amazing undersea VOLCANIC EXPLOSION NEAR TONGA, a 170-island archipelago between Australia and Tahiti in the SOUTH PACIFIC "RING OF FIRE"

TONGA VOLCANIC ERUPTION

 

May the Luck o' the Irish be with you - Enjoy some IRISH JOKES

 NATASHA RICHARDSON SKI ACCIDENT

Actress NATASHA RICHARDSON is in CRITICAL CONDITION IN A MONTREAL HOSPITAL after a skiing accident in CANADA left her with a serious head injury. Her husband LIAM NEESON rushed to be by her side

Read more - NATASHA RICHARDSON SKIING ACCIDENT

HBO TV SERIES BIG LOVE has LDS up in arms

So what is the controversy about and what is the MORMON ENDOWMENT CEREMONY? Read more about it here:

WHAT IS THE MORMON ENDOWMENT RITUAL / CEREMONY

Why is the LDS so upset with BIG LOVE and their portrayal of the MORMON ENDOWMENT CEREMONY?

 INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION ON DISCOVERY's AGENDA

SPACE SHUTTLE DISCOVERY is set for another mission. Read more about this mission and the LAUNCH SCHEDULE

 

A WEEK OF SHOOTING RAMPAGES KILLS DOZENS ACROSS 2 CONTINENTS

It seems, the USA doesn't have the monopoly on crazy SHOOTING RAMPAGES. GERMANY has joined this solemn club as a 17 year old opened fire on a school full of kids

This HIGH SCHOOL SHOOTING IN GERMANY was just hours after a GUNMAN OPENED FIRE IN ALABAMA.

Links: ALABAMA SHOOTING  -  GERMANY SCHOOL SHOOTING

BRITNEY SPEARS WARDROBE MALFUNCTION

Yes, there has been another Sighting of the now famous BRITNEY SPEARS POOTER. Read more about the BRITNEY SPEARS TAMPA BAY CONCERT WARDROBE MALFUNCTION

 

 

MASSIVE MAYTAG REFRIGERATOR RECALL FIRE HAZZARD

 Is your Kitchen safe?Read more about the RECALL OF MAYTAG, Jenn-Air, Amana, Admiral, Magic Chef, Performa by Maytag and Crosley side-by-side and top freezer models at CONSUMER REPORTS - MAYTAG RECALL

OXANA MALAYA - The "DOG GIRL"

Since OXANA MALAYA, THE DOG GIRL spent her childhood in the company of dogs Oxana exhibited many of the characteristics of feral children. Her actions and sounds mimicked those of her care givers: she would run about on all fours and bark. When first found in 1991 she could hardly speak.
 

Read more about OXANA MALAYA THE DOG GIRL

 BMW Heiress SUSANNE KLATTEN embroiled in SEX TAPE SCANDAL

Swiss Gigolo being charged for extortion in his plot to blackmail millionaire BMW Heiress SUSANNE KLATTEN over a SEX TAPE SCANDAL.

 

Read more - SUSANNE KLATTEN SEX TAPE SCANDAL

OBAMA STEM CELL ANNOUNCEMENT

Barack Obama has made his support for STEM CELL RESEARCH long known. Read about the OBAMA STEM CELL RESEARCH ANOUNCEMENT

 

BIKINI MATE - TIFFANY SHEPHERD STARTS MILF WEBSITE

I know what you are thinking, remember, not all is as it seems in this world of acronyms. You may remember TIFFANY SHEPHERD fro the not so recent ST. LUCIE FLORIDA SCHOOL DISTRICT kafuffle where the SINGLE MOTHER was fired for having a part time job as a bikini hostess on a fishing boat. Now she has taken the publicity she earned and started a NON PROFIT SUPPORT GROUP called MILF.

Read more on TIFFANY SHEPHERD AND MILF

 BRITNEY SPEARS CONCERT REVIEW

If you were to take the word of PEOPLE MAGAZINE, the kick-off performance of BRITNEY SPEARS' CIRCUS TOUR was a little less than worth anything.

Read more - BRITNEY SPEARS CONCERT REVIEW

CAT STUFFED IN MARIJUANA BONG 

An Omaha man is up on animal Cruelty charges for stuffing a small kitten into his homemade Marijuana Bong to calm it down

Read More - CAT STUFFED IN BONG

 "NO EASTER EGG HUNT THIS YEAR" - California Mayor in Hot Water over Email Joke

Dean Grouse, Mayor of Los Alamitos California is in political hot water after forwarding an apparent "Racist" Email to all his friends, including a Black Rights Activist.

Read more - WATERMELONGATE

800 POUND GIANT FRESHWATER STINGRAY CAUGHT IN THAI RIVER

Check out this amazing story of a GIANT FRESHWATER STINGRAY caught in Thailand. This ancient behemoth is 7 feet wide and 10 feet long. In addition to being the largest Freshwater fish ever captured, this GIANT STINGRAY is also pregnant.

Read more - GIANT STINGRAY PICTURES

 

  Your Ad Here

PLANE CRASH OF TURKISH AIRLINES FLIGHT TK1951 TO AMSTERDAM KILLS 9

TURKISH AIRLINES FLIGHT TK1951 carrying 143 passengers slammed into the ground breaking into 3 parts as it approached AMSTERDAM INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT Killing 9 on board and injuring at least 50 others  Read more - TURKISH AIRLINES PLANE CRASH IN AMSTERDAM

 NASA TAURUS XL ROCKET CRASHES INTO ICE

The NASA TAURUS XL ROCKET, designed to map CO concentrations has crashed into the ocean near Antarctica

Read more - TAURUS XL ROCKET CRASH

JUNKIE KILLS HIS DRUNK GIRLFRIEND WITH A FATAL DOSE OF METHADONE

This story has many searching for a DEFINITION OF METHADONE. Read more about this tragic story and the GOVERNMENT METHADONE PROGRAM here.

METHADONE USED IN MURDER

HUGHES MINING BARGE and US NAVY SEA SHADOW ON US NAVY TRASH LIST

The US NAVY is trying to get rid of 2 relics of the past. Read more about the HUGHES MINING BARGE and the US NAVY SEA SHADOW and why the US NAVY is having a hard time getting rid of them.                             US NAVY YARD SALE

ACADEMY AWARDS WINNERS - 2009 OSCAR WINNERS

The 2009 OSCAR AWARD WINNERS are in and SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE seems to be the big winner at the 2009 OSCARS.

Read More - 2009 ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS

 

THE KARDASHIAN MAGIC RATING MONKEY

It seems the KARDASHIAN's have yet sunk to a new low in their never ending stupid stunts in exchange for ratings. This time, KIM KARDASHIAN has bought herself a CHIMPANZEE NAMED SUZY.

Read more - The KARDASHIAN CHIMPANZEE

British Reality TV Features Dying Reality TV Stars' Wedding

British Reality TV is featuring a TV Show based on the wedding of terminal Reality TV Star Jade Goody.

Read More - Their Big Day

 GM OWNED SAAB FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY IN SWEDEN

SAAB, owned by GENERAL MOTORS is filing for BANKRUPTCY in SWEDISH COURTS

Read more on the SAAB BANKRUPTCY

 NEW YORK POST / SEAN DELONAS CARTOON has AL SHARPTON up in arms

The moment the New York Post published this cartoon, activist / Reverend Al Sharpton was already preparing his response.

Read more SEAN DEOLONAS NY POST MONKEY CARTOON / AL SHARPTON

TRUMP ENTERTAINMENT FALTERS IN ECONOMY

TRUMP ENTERTAINMENT has filed for BANKRUPTCY PROTECTION under CHAPTER 11 this week. It seems not even "The Donald" is safe from the financial turmoil.

Read More - TRUMP BANKRUPTCY

MICHAEL JACKSON AUCTION

The Prince of pedophiles is auctioning off all his strange and freaky stuff. All in all, over 2000 items will be up for bid at the MICHAEL JACKSON AUCTION

Read More - MICHAEL JACKSON AUCTION

BRISTOL PALIN AND THE STUPID STICK

 It appears BRISTOL PALIN's mother, SARAH PALIN has passed the idiot genes down to her daughter. BRISTOL PALIN was recently interviewd by Fox on the topic of teen pregnancy and abstinence. See some of the BRISTOL PALIN FOX INTERVIEW here.

Read More - BRISTOL PALIN FOX INTERVIEW

 

 

 

 

  Your Ad Here

 

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Welcome to 2009. Stay tuned to HTBWMedia.com For all the best News, Information, and Entertainment.

2008 was a year of firsts for HTBWMedia.com. Since this is all about new beginnings, I guess I should start out with the birth of HTBW. To be quite honest, HTBWMedia.com was sort of an organic endeavor, it started out as a nameless creation designed to promote my Security Alarm Installation business.

Starting back in 2007, I had been playing around with the idea of website promotion and S.E.O. for my own Security Alarm Company. I created a couple of Blogs, wrote a few articles and was off to the races. Little did I know, at the time, this venture would promote my little Security Alarm Installation Company's website to Page one or the three major search engines. The hits started to flow in from around the world as did local business.

In analyzing the search engine statistics, I realized there was an incredible demand for information out there. People such as Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton were demanding huge amounts of traffic. At around the same time, I decided to get into Making Wine as a hobby and pastime. These developments spurred the creation of a number of Blogs including a Current Events / Hot Search Topics blog.

http://Soyawannaknow.blogspot.com rapidly became one of the HTBW hot performers. Alongside a newly developed Wine Making Blog, http://fermentedfruits.blogspot.com and an Opinion Blog entitled http://shitfourbrains.blogspot.com HTBW was on its way to making a few pennies a day.

In the beginning, I tried using Google Ad Words to serve me some ads, when that failed to produce much of any results I moved onto Bidvertiser. During a very busy time for the Lindsay Lohan blog http://lindsayfollies.blogspot.com, Bidvertiser decided to pull a heavy on me and deny paying me due to inappropriate clicking activity, or something insane like that. They claimed I was falsely boosting my clicks and therefore took my $100 away.

Tired of the whole pay-per-click arena, I decided to look for an ad provider who focused on Pay-per-Impression ads and came across Adbrite. If found Iggy's creation quite easy and user friendly. My first month didn't really garner me any money. I think I pulled in 3 bucks. I continued to create Blogs and find hot content which garnered me my first $100 month.

Since that time, we have gone through the US Federal Election, Sarah Palin's stupidity, Barack Obama Mania, Ashley Dupre, Hurricane's, Tornado's, Earthquake's, The Brangelina Twins, the Britney Spears Meltdown and rise up, Lindsay Lohan unofficially turning lesbian, sex tapes, sex scandals and a Tiffany Shepherd - a sexy Florida Biology Teacher and Beautiful Women showing us their wares and naked pictures of Celebrities like Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, Sienna Miller, Jenna Bush and Lindsay Lohan's Marilyn Munroe Poses. The curious were looking for clips of the Nailin' Paylin Porno and the twisted wanted to become Pen Pals with Death Row inmates. There were stories of hope, stories of fear and stories of loss. All in all, 2008 was a year full of information and HTBW was there.

In November of 2008, I decided to take this whole HTBW thing one step further. I knew there was money to be made at Blogging; my AdBrite cheques were definite proof of that. Since HTBW originally spawned out of my Search Engine Optimization (SEO) activities, I decided it was about time I used the skills and knowledge I had developed to help other small businesses get the recognition they deserved.

After sharing some of the tricks with some of my Alarm business customers, several clients were asking me to help them promote their online ventures. At first I was a little hesitant as my schedule was very full. After several declines, I finally decided to say yes. After all, the economy was going to hell in a hand basket and the construction industry was taking a tanker. I needed to prepare something for the future, just in case the security alarm business went flaccid.

I stepped up my Blogging and SEO activities and soon registered www.HTBWMedia.com as the Domain for my SEO and Blogging endeavors. I created a Paypal account for future payments and started to do a little research into Shopping Carts. Although I have not fully developed the sales end of HTBWMedia.com, ads continue to be the mainstay of the business and they continue to grow.

2008 was also a year of loss and gain. I was witness to the tragic loss of a human life and the experience led me to blog about what I was witness to. Although the passing of Jasmine Javier was a very tragic event, the feedback on my blog taught me the power and responsibility within the realm of Blog Media. I met some very nice and caring people in the friends, co-workers and family of Jasmine. I feel the experience, although traumatic, has left me with a greater respect for the time we have on this planet earth and the people we are blessed to spend this time with.

2009 will be a benchmark year for HTBWMedia.com as the big three have already grasped onto the Domain and are bringing in some hits. As the days go by, and the content slowly grows, HTBWMedia.com is bringing in new viewers and redirecting them to the various HTBW Blogs. Ongoing Search Engine Optimization (SEO) activities as well as new and relevant content are keeping HTBWMedia.com as well as the various HTBW Blogs in the forefront of the information highway.

Stay tuned to www.HTBWMedia.com for up to date news, views and information on what is happening in the world today. Being at the doorstep of the 2010 Vancouver Olympic Winter Games should bring some interesting information to HTBWMedia.com

It seems CHELSEA HANDLER PLAYBOY PICTURES is a hot topic of the day again. CHECK OUT THE CHELSEA HANDLER PLAYBOY PICTURES HERE. For more on CHELSEA HANDLER and her PLAYBOY PICTORIAL visit http://planetbreast.blogspot.com

MARCH 2009 TOP STORIES

FEBRUARY 2009 TOP STORIES

JANUARY 2009 TOP STORIES

2008 TOP STORIES can be found here. Well, really last month but in our defense, that was the first Official month of HTBWMedia.com